An old, blind Marine accidentally walks into a bar full of women on motorcycles.
He finds a seat at the bar and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he asks the bartender, “Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?”
The whole bar goes completely quiet.
Then, in a deep, tough voice, the woman sitting next to him says:
“Before you tell that joke, I think it’s only fair that you know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The woman on your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”
The blind Marine thinks for a moment, shakes his head, and says, “No… not if I have to explain it five times.”
Credit: Randika Madhumal
